We say sorry first You say who started it We hold the door You hold your ground We have healthcare You have commercials about it We whisper confidence You announce it with fireworks We have provinces You have... opinions We measure in kilometers You measure in freedom We say "interesting" You say "wrong" We apologize to furniture You threaten to sue it We line up You form clusters Our bacon is round Yours is incorrect We say sorry first You say who started it We hold the door You hold your ground We have healthcare You have commercials about it We whisper confidence You announce it with fireworks We have provinces You have... opinions We measure in kilometers You measure in freedom We say "interesting" You say "wrong" We apologize to furniture You threaten to sue it We line up You form clusters Our bacon is round Yours is incorrect